Saturday, 20 November 2010
So just how long can I remain in 'my bed' whilst the bedding is being changed around me?
Why do they have to do it now, when I'm asleep?
If I hold on tight, will they get the hint and go away?
Do they really think dragging the duvet and sheet across the bed, turning the cover inside out, and shaking will move me?
[Rattle of biscuit bowl off stage]
Ah, food, now that I will get up for!